| × I have broken someone's bones. (no, i dont like that sound or feeling)
|| × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (no, im an open book of symbols and psychological metaphors)
|| × I hate the rain. (i love the rain)
| × I'm paranoid at times. (i suppose ive my times as does everyone)
|| × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (no)
|| × I need/want money right now. (money is made up... who really needs it?)
| × I love sushi. (i honestly dont know)
|| × I talk really, really fast. (i talk really, really slow)
||✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (of course)
|✓ I have long hair.
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas. (no)
||✓ I have at least one sibling. (actually, four)
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (no)
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (no)
|| × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (no)
|✓ I like the way that I look. (its me)
|| × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (no)
|| × I am usually pessimistic. (i can be)
| × I have a lot of mood swings. (i do have my times)
|| × I think prostitution should be legalized. (i think it doesnt really matter... i honestly think government shouldnt either, why should they? theyre the foundation for society, not the cage... too many restrictive laws.... goverment is far too big, a mess, and neither benefits me or concerns me one way or the other)
|| × I slept with a roommate. (no, i dont think he would like that)
| × I have a hidden talent. (not that i know of)
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (no, not at all)
|| × I have a lot of friends. (no)
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex. (i dont like that word, what happened to 'made love'?)
|| × I enjoy talking on the phone. (no... well, it depends)
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (no)
|✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
|| × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (not so much)
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (not at all, i love shopping and going out with mom, shes so wonderful)
|✓ I have a mobile phone.
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (no)
|| × I've rejected someone before. (theres no one to reject)
| × I currently like/love someone.
||✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
|| × I want to have children in the future. (children are really wonderful, but i am not)
| × I have changed a diaper before. (no)
|| × I've called the cops on a friend before. (no)
|| × I'm not allergic to anything. (im much better than i was when i was younger)
|✓ I have a lot to learn.
||✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
|| × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (no)
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. (no)
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (beer and wine.... beer is a waste of time)
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (no)
| × I own the "South Park" movie. (definitely not)
|| × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (no)
||✓ I enjoy some country music. (i love old country:johnny cash, marty robbins, connie smith, willie nelson, patsy cline etc)
|✓ I would die for my best friends. (i like to think im that loyal, bold, and brave)
|| × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (at times)
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (no, i dont have any sexuality to use)
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (no)
|| × I have dated a close friend's ex. (no)
|| × I am happy at this moment. (what is happiness? but a feeling in flux... im peaceful)
| × I'm obsessed with guys. (not completely)
|| × Democrat. (politics are useless)
|| × Republican. (again)
|✓ I don't even know what I am.
|| × I am punk rockish. (labels?)
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (it just depends on the person i suppose)
| × I study for tests most of the time. (no)
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (i dont know)
|| × I can work on a car. (no)
|✓ I love my job(s).
||✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced. (no)
|✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|| × I have jumped off a bridge. (no)
|| × I love sea turtles. (theyre neat)
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (no)
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (who am i to plan anything?what is a plan? a dream conjured up in the ego completely constructed of some desire(s) that are totally meaningless?)
||✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (i guess so)
|✓ I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state. (no)
|| × I am adopted. (no)
| × I am a pyro. (no)
||✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
|| × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (i.... no)
| × I fall for the worst people. (no)
||✓ I adore bright colours. (i just adore colours)
|| × I usually like covers better than originals. (theres no yes or no here)
|✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (yeah)
|| × I can pick up things with my toes. (no?)
|| × I can't whistle. (yes i can)
| × I have ridden/owned a horse. (i think i rode one once)
|| × I still have every journal I've ever written in. (no)
|| × I talk in my sleep. (somniloquy? no, thats my brother)
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (my mom thinks so... but id probably be stoned in any other century (you know, put to death...))
|| × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (.... maybe)
|| × I wear a toe ring. (no)
| × I have a tattoo. (no)
|| × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (no)
|| × I am a caffeine junkie. (no... i drink lots of soda, but no)
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (tree-huggy spiritual? what is that?)
|| × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (no)
|| × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (records?)
|✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (goes great with mac n cheese)
||✓ I'm an artist.
||✓ I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (all my stuffed animals are in storage now...)
|| × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (hmm...)
||✓ I have terrible teeth.
| × I hate my toes. (...?)
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
||✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. (no)
|| × I am extremely flexible. (no)
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
| × I want to own my own business. (no)
|| × I smoke. (no)
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (no)
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (what?)
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
||✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before. (no)
|| × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (i am my own help)
|| × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
| × I can't stand being alone. (but yet i always am/will be)
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (no)
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (no?)
|| × I'm a judgmental asshole. (no)
|| × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (no)
| × I have travelled on more than one continent. (no)
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (i used to)
||✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
| × I am a Libertarian. (labels again)
|| × I can speak more than one language. (i wish)
|| × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (i dont really sleep much)
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction. (i like both)
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
|✓ I have no piercings.
|| × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (no)
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (no)
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (no)
|| × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (when i was younger)
|| × I like most animals better than most people. (i really love my cat)
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. (i used to have an atari 2600, atari 5200, 2 nes, snes, playstation, and n64)
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (i need more of this)
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish. (id like to)
|✓ I am compulsively honest.
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (no)
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (no)
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (no)
||✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
|| × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (i dont forget, i just dont feel like it)
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (no)
|| × I dislike milk. (its not healthy... i actually really like whole milk though)
|| × I obsessively wash my hands. (to an extent)
|✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (my notebook)
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (no)
||✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
|✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (no, html is easy but also a waste of time)
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (no)
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (i am compassion)
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (no)
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (... i 'get' it)
|| × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (.... people will do what they do, ive no place to judge)
||✓ I don't like to chew gum. (i used to always chew gum as a lad)
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (i do enjoy history, but.... time travel is impossible, it only exists within you, which is to say its not impossible)
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (its not that, its my keys i alawys lose)
||✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
|✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (no)
||✓ I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (sadly, my mother doesnt have a basement... but i lived in my grandmothers basement for a year)
|| × I have a custom-built computer. (my brother does, ive not the money to do that)
||✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (did i just check that?)
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (well, Fred is very understanding)
|| × I've gone skinny-dipping. (no)
|| × I've performed in three plays. (no)
|✓ I enjoy burritos.
|| × I'm Irish and loving it. (no, im bloody english)
|| × I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin! (no)
||✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (no, im pathetic)
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (no, im always learning, always growing.... what is a mistake? is there an indellible line dividing right from wrong? isnt it all subjective?)
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (no)
||✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
| × I need more time to myself. (i need time with others)
|| × I wish I was more open-minded. (i am)
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (ive actually found a few gray hairs... its gonna be awesome when my long hair is all gray and crazy)
|✓ I download songs from the internet.
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (no)
|| × I say random things to freak people out. (i say them to get a laugh, because its really good to laugh)
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (what is this?)
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare. (no)
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (why?)
|✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (no... music)
|| × I think this survey is particularly long. (so?)
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (yes, my only friend is a wonderful friend indeed)
|| × I can only hate someone that I love. (i dont believe in hate)
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (i dont go to starbucks)